purple turtle

say it 5 times i dare ya

have you ever laughed at something but it came out weird like how voice cracks but for laughing
and then you kinda laughed at yourself in embarrassment right after
and then you laughed at urself laughin in embarrassment laughin at your weird laugh? while someone else is laughin at you as all this is happening?

cause..
that happened.
or does this shit just kinda happen to me only?




another thing that's always fun
fuckin taiwan man

is
having to go to the bathroom
and suddenly cockroach
and you're like well
i have to find that fuckin cockroach
and kill it
cause of my stupid fear of it crawling up my butthole or something
JOY!

so .
ya

fun.

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